While naked in bed and trying to fall asleep, your'e not quite sure if you've farted or sharted, but you're too tired to care. The next morning, you wake up with feces, and your sheet, dried firmly to your ass
I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room likeSuperman, trotting and giggling.
A person of an asian background that believes in consciousness over coochie/ discernment over d*ck but is slowly dragged into intercourse by their significant other.