While naked in bed and trying to fall asleep, your'e not quite sure if you've farted or sharted, but you're too tired to care. The next morning, you wake up with feces, and your sheet, dried firmly to your ass
I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room likeSuperman, trotting and giggling.
A person of an asian background that believes in consciousness over coochie/ discernment over d*ck but is slowly dragged into intercourse by their significant other.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.