When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a
blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends
ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your
girlfriend pregnant.
I
went to my girlfriends house and performed a
fierce DIRTY CANON on her.
After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’
s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.