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Dirty Carson 

A guy that will fuck your brains out with his good cock. He will also eat pussy amazingly well and will surprise you in the bedroom
Omg my bf is such a dirty Carson
Dirty Carson by Killer l September 9, 2021

dirty carson 

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist
What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.
dirty carson by dagnel June 12, 2024

Dirty cason 

Dirty cason by Poopie hed October 1, 2021

dirty carron 

When you sit on a fist mistaking it for a dick.
Oh no I've accidentally done a dirty carron!
dirty carron by Bruh 231 November 5, 2020

dirty carlson 

A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.
My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson
dirty carlson by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020

Dirty Cason Gardner 

When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.
Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"
Dirty Cason Gardner by MissClover September 19, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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