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dirty andy 

The act of shooting a bamboo shoot up a man's penishole while being manually stimulated by a water buffalo and an alpaca provides the lubrication via spit to the background music of Huey Lewis and the News.
I gave Tyson a dirty Andy last night and he ruined my curtains.
dirty andy by Bigphish March 19, 2014
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Dirty Andy 

The breakfast combo of a coffee and a muffin
Bro I'm going to dunkin, want a dirty andy?
Dirty Andy by goofyjim January 15, 2018

Dirty Andy 

To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.
I came home from work early and found my wife getting a Dirty Andy from the neighbor. They didn't even put my ladder back, Phil.
Dirty Andy by Kronikunt420 October 4, 2018

Dirty andy 

someone who never changes their boxers
A dirty andy is someone who goes to new York working and and doesn't change underwear
Dirty andy by madferret2584 May 14, 2020

Dirty Andy

A fucking stupid ass Asian Khmer who only plays Ur-Dragon
"Hey Dirty Andy, are you going to be in 7th period today?"
"No, I didn't know you were back from being sick"
"Damn"
Dirty Andy by Natano November 6, 2025

Dirty andy sonn 

when you give your self a bj until you cum then use it as lotion
>Dude giving your self an Dirty Andy Sonn is good for skin.

-Haha how?!

>Because the skeet is good protein for you skin!
Dirty andy sonn by evan n joshh October 31, 2011

Dirtyrandy 

Someone that is really good at playing video games.
That guy is such a dirtyrandy.
Dirtyrandy by Durpay September 20, 2020
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