The act of shooting a bamboo shoot up a man's penishole while being manually stimulated by a water buffalo and an alpaca provides the lubrication via spit to the background music of Huey Lewis and the News.
by Bigphish March 07, 2014
by goofyjim January 15, 2018
To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.
I came home from work early and found my wife getting a Dirty Andy from the neighbor. They didn't even put my ladder back, Phil.
by Kronikunt420 October 04, 2018