Dirty Turtles
at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long
Dirty Turtles by d mite November 24, 2007
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Dirty Turtle
I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.
Or
I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.
Or
I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.
Dirty Turtle by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017
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dirty turtle
A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. Once knocked out, ejaculate all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.
dirty turtle by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008
Dirty Turtle
I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!
Dirty Turtle by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022
Dirty Turtle
A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds
Dirty Turtle by figpenagain March 20, 2009
Dirty turtleneck
The occasional ring of shit stuck under the head of your dick after you sodomize someone. aka ring around the collar.
Eric-"I finally got to Nicole's back door last night."
Ted-"So how was it?"
Eric-"Ok I guess,but I pulled out a dirty turtleneck."
Ted- "Goddamn ring around the collar."
Ted-"So how was it?"
Eric-"Ok I guess,but I pulled out a dirty turtleneck."
Ted- "Goddamn ring around the collar."
Dirty turtleneck by DirtyJoeDirtay June 4, 2021
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