Dirty Turtles 

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.

at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long

Dirty Turtles by d mite November 24, 2007

Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

Dirty Turtle by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017

dirty turtle

A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. Once knocked out, ejaculate all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.

My girlfriend woke up on the floor in a state of confusion after i gave her a dirty turtle.

dirty turtle by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008

Dirty Turtle

After you buttfuck Senator Mitch McConnell you make him go ass to mouth, that's the Dirty Turtle.

I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!

Dirty Turtle by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022

Dirty Turtle

An uncircumcised penis after anal sex.

I need a shower— I just ass-fucked this bitch and gotta wash my dirty turtle.

Dirty Turtle by HW2019 May 24, 2019

Dirty Turtle

A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds

Yo. Bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. Dont let my glass be empty, or ill kill a baby.

Dirty Turtle by figpenagain March 20, 2009

Dirty turtleneck 

The occasional ring of shit stuck under the head of your dick after you sodomize someone. aka ring around the collar.

Eric-"I finally got to Nicole's back door last night."
Ted-"So how was it?"
Eric-"Ok I guess,but I pulled out a dirty turtleneck."
Ted- "Goddamn ring around the collar."

Dirty turtleneck by DirtyJoeDirtay June 4, 2021