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dirty sock

when you shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it when they are sleeping
that stupid uncle fucker gave me a dirty sock this morning
by jamesjp91 November 6, 2006
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Dirty Sock

Upon having anal sex with a person, the catcher or the person taking the anal sex tightens their rectum as the person giving pulls out, causing the rectum to pull out of the anus. That is a dirty sock.
Dirty sock - Gayest thing that can happen unless its with a women and it's still pretty disgusting, because why would you have anal sex if god gave women pussies to fuck, just fucking nasty.
by Rice Cracker July 31, 2007
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Dirty Sock

A common term used to describe the process of, after having anal sex with a woman, using a knife to cut out the rosebud, and putting it on your cock.
Fat chicks provide thicker dirty socks to keep me warm during the winter time.

The chinese laundrimat owner was out of line when he refused to clean my dirty socks. He is a racist.

My teammates were talking about how rank their socks get after practice. I said, "I know. I clean my dirty socks all the time but they still smell like shit."

Frank and George said, "Our Red Sox are the best!" I replied, "What type of laundry detergant do you use, because my dirty sox never get that clean!"

Tom said, "I love the White Sox." I replied, "Gross! I can't believe you fuck hairy grannies!"

Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs" called my a freak when I told him that I wear dirty socks.
by J-Bar September 12, 2008
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dirty sock

when you grab a girl by her vagina and her butthole and pull up
hey man that was weird shit , you had a nice time getting Sandra with a dirty sock
by magpo December 30, 2014
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Dirty Sock

The act of shitting in a sock and then puttin the sock over a womens head suffocating her. You then fuck her dead body.
Johnson gave Debby a dirty sock at the party. WOW! thats something.
by TreyzerR October 12, 2008
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dirty sock farm

a pile of two or more pairs of dirty socks which congregates in the same area on a bedroom floor; creating a pile or "farm".
benny look at my pro dirty sock farm.

wow bud... your great
by meatwad12345 August 3, 2009
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dirty sock hop

Two people/partners at least one being male, lay together clothed in bed, on a couch, the floor, etc.. , One partner has to be asleep. The other dry humps (clothed, grinding genital area on something for sexual excitement) the leg of the sleeper until the point of loosing his load. Then composes himself above the lower half of his sleeping partner, whips his hard dick out, Removes one of the sleeping partners socks, Finishes himself (masturbates) in the sock and slaps them in the face with it until they wake up. Yells "good morning" Then bales off
Bob - What's wrong with Carla today? She I Grumpy as hell!
Ed - Yeah Sorry Bud... She wouldn't give it up so I woke her this morning with a "Dirty Sock hop"
by gearhead69 May 12, 2014
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