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Dirty Snowglobe 

The Dirty Snowglobe is the act of defecating and urinating into a large mouthed container such as a Gatorade bottle or a mason jar, sealing it, then shaking it up until the fecal matter has broken down into a fecal matter/urine solution. The solid particles will fall to the bottom of the bottle creating the "dirty snow" in the globe. Now all that's left to do is shake it up again and watch the fecal matter fall back out of solution!
I gave my bitch ex-wife Barb a Dirty Snowglobe for Christmas this year. Now she won't answer my calls.
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Dirty Snowblower 

When you put cocaine in someone's butthole and they fart it in your nose so you don't even have to snort it..
I can't wait to find a filthy whore to give me a dirty snowblower!
Dirty Snowblower by Earlshy October 25, 2017

Dirty Snowblower 

Anal fornification that results in a semen discharge in the female crevace followed by sucking the semenal discharge out and spitting it in her face.
I gave Kate a dirty snowblower then tossed her a towel and told her to dry her eyes.

dirty snow globe 

When a girl sucks a man’s dirty hairy unwashed balls, and he jacks off furiously until ejaculation, causing the cum to “snow” on her face. He then rubs his dirty hairy balls through the cum on her face.
“Woah dude, Grayson literally just dirty snow globed that bitch!”