Dirty Simeo

when smashing you use your middle finger on your right hand to pop her poop shoot then give her a dirty sanchez with that finger

She was talking shit so I dirty simeod her

by Stepinapileofshit January 31, 2022

Dirty Simeon

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.

Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.

by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021

Dirty Simmo

The act of performing a rectal examination by tickling one balls with his moustache while connected to a Captain Morgan I.V

Frank: Hey Justin, After this night out, we're gonna have to try a Dirty Simmo!

Justin : Sounds good babe!

by Em-Banga June 18, 2022

Dirty Simeon

Teenage boy jacking off to elongated nipples while on FaceTime with his long distance girlfriend

Jack was pulling a dirty simeon last night

by M;)69420 July 17, 2023

Dirty Simen

When you, your mother and your friend plays Texas poker but ends up having a ginger orgy.

You did such a dirty Simen.

by Kajfils February 14, 2022

Dirty Simao

When a submissive white male gets pegged by his girl

Person one: did you hear about Ryan?
Person two: yeah he pulled a dirty simao.

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

Dirty Dawn Simmons

The end of any sexual act which ends in disappointment. Dirty Dawn Simmons is the name given to those 'hard to please' constantly 'disappointed' individuals who will never and can never be satisfied.

Tracey: How did you get on with your date last night?
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.

by Golden Void September 6, 2019