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Dirty Screwdriver 

A man's penis goes into a pile of feces and a woman licks it off.
"Hey bro! I gave that girl the dirty screwdriver. Best night ever!"
Dirty Screwdriver by TailsTheScrew January 1, 2022
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dirty screwdriver 

During sexual intercourse, the girl takes a shit on your dick then sucks it off. alabama hot pocket
Yo bro, last night my girl gave me a dirty screwdriver
dirty screwdriver by .....,......:: January 18, 2016

A Dirty Screwdriver

Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:

Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.

John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
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