by TailsTheScrew January 1, 2022
Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
by Definitely not Kyle March 11, 2017
by .....,......:: November 13, 2015