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Dirty Sausage 

A Dirty sausage is when you shove shit in a woman's vagina and then start inserting your sausage in there.
My sausage was dirty last night I shoved shit in her vagina so now I have a dirty sausage

Dirty sausage slap 

When you're fucking you're girlfriend, you scream a distraction and make her turn her head. At that very moment you pull your dick out, and slap her across the face when she turns back. Make sure you haven't washed your dick for at least a week.
Dude, did you see that huge red mark on Jessica's face? Yeah, I dirty sausage slapped that bitch.

dirty mexican sausage mucachage weed 

weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages

dirt sausage 

A turd, poop on the ground.

Something you can call someone being a brat.
Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"
dirt sausage by se_allison December 20, 2016