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Dirty Sammuel 

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
"he freaking did a Dirty Sammuel on me, man! "
Dirty Sammuel by Otomatone Dwarf November 23, 2021
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dirty samuel 

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.
After last nights dirty samuel, I can barely feel my asshole.
dirty samuel by jemlikesa** November 21, 2020

Dirty Samuel 

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee
v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.
Dirty Samuel by JDubD October 24, 2007

Dirty Samuel 

When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.
You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff
Dirty Samuel by YourGrannyIsdead November 17, 2020

dirty samuel 

when you lick a girls crab infested pubic hair whilst giving her strap on a blow job. she then blindfolds you and shoves a snake up your asshole
bro i gave him a dirty samuel last night and it got pretty messy.
dirty samuel by anonymous November 21, 2020

dirty samuel 

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.
After the dirty samuel we did last night, i have no feeling in my ass!
dirty samuel by anonymous November 21, 2020
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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