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dirty samuel 

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.
After last nights dirty samuel, I can barely feel my asshole.
dirty samuel by jemlikesa** November 21, 2020

Dirty Samuel 

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee
v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.
Dirty Samuel by JDubD October 24, 2007

Dirty Samuel 

When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.
You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff
Dirty Samuel by YourGrannyIsdead November 17, 2020

dirty samuel 

when you lick a girls crab infested pubic hair whilst giving her strap on a blow job. she then blindfolds you and shoves a snake up your asshole
bro i gave him a dirty samuel last night and it got pretty messy.
dirty samuel by anonymous November 21, 2020

dirty samuel 

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.
After the dirty samuel we did last night, i have no feeling in my ass!
dirty samuel by anonymous November 21, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026