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dirty roadin 

to go out drinkin on gravel roads
I like to go dirty roadin everyday after work.

Dirty Road Kill 

When you go drive around the rural areas trying to run over rabbits. Once a dead rabbit or squirrel has been attained, you have sex with it's flattened body.
Paul: I was bored on Saturday, so I went on a drive. I accidentally hit a rabbit, but I couldn't waste it's body. So I had sex with it.

Simon: A Dirty Road Kill? Your insane. But KINKY!!!

enter the dirty road 

From the web article: Joe Arridy was the happiest man on death row
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"He is one of the worst Mental Defective cases I have ever seen," the officer wrote. "I picked him up this morning for allowing some of the nastiest and Dirtiest things done to him that I have heard of."

According to the officer, Joe had been "manipulating the penis of Negro Boys with his mouth" and allowing said boys "to enter the dirty road with their penis." ("I would be more technical," the officer explained apologetically, "but do not know the terms.") In another time, Arridy might have been deemed an at-risk teen who'd been sexually exploited by older youths. But in 1929, he was simply a pervert who had to be locked away.
enter the dirty road by WhiteNip August 11, 2019

dirty back road 

My girl would not let me go down her dirty back road.
dirty back road by knobster October 22, 2009

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home 

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.
Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.