Dirty Peyton

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when you take a slushie and pour it on a girls chest and then suck it off of her through a vacuum tube

yeah bro i gave that girl a dirty peyton last night and got a brain freeze

Dirty Peyton by papa frick January 15, 2021

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Dirty Peyton

When you do a girl but she backs out half way threw do you have to finish on your dog, but the dog walks out on you so you have to call your bro over do you can finish but it’s been to long and you can’t find your close because your girl threw them out so you ask him if you guys want to watch Phineas and ferb but your bro awkward he strips so it reliefs tension but it’s just adds more tension but he can’t find his clothes because the naked troll took his clothes so we decided to just watch the show but there’s a draft so you guys have to cuddle in silence, and in the morning you wake up to someone knocking at your door and it’s your mother and your bro still at your house and your both naked so bro hides with the naked troll in the magical closet, and your mom comes in to see you naked so she leaves but when you go to open the magical closet your friend has lived 100 lifetimes and he hasn’t aged then he jumps out your window and kills himself and the naked troll comes out and says “ he killed him self with that, huh litaway”

Dude I did a dirty Peyton at my house and it was chill asf

Dirty Peyton by Nich cutting ham August 5, 2024

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Dirty Payton

the thiccest girl you'll ever meet, she do know how to throw it back on tik tok.

Damn dude did you see that Dirty Payton

Dirty Payton by MyMomNameDave April 19, 2020

Dirty Payton

A girl who always picks her nose and eats the bogeys during sex, and it is the only thing that gets her off

I was fucking that girls for hours and she just wouldn’t cum! She must be a dirty Payton

Dirty Payton by Macandcheese23 March 27, 2020

Dirty Payton

While using the back of ones tongue, during a blowjob bringing him to climax.

"Have you ever had a dirty payton, while blindfolded & tied up."

Dirty Payton by DemonicalBeing01 January 9, 2024

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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