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A dirty Peyton(Payton) isn’t much really. It’s when you masturbate in the shower while someone else is in the bathroom. Not to be confused with gay locker room shit.
P1: You caught Peyton(Payton) masturbating in the shower again..???

P2: Such a dirty Peyton...

P1: Dirty Peyton needs help.
by GnarlyNasty May 14, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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when you take a slushie and pour it on a girls chest and then suck it off of her through a vacuum tube
yeah bro i gave that girl a dirty peyton last night and got a brain freeze
by papa frick January 15, 2021
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