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dirty pedro

A female that wipes their ass backwards getting shit in their pussy. AKA the crack hoe whipe.
When I pulled down Sarah's panties, I seen she had given herself a dirty pedro.
dirty pedro by Josh Smith April 28, 2004

Dirty Pedja 

Dirty Pedja is a term used to describe a sexual intercourse between two women, where they proceed to fist each others anus wiping their hands on the bed aheets to cleen them, later licking the ramins of the sheets.
Emma wanted to try Dirty Pedja, but she didn't have any clean sheets.
Dirty Pedja by Iejdndlwoso November 6, 2020

Dirty pedro

When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño
She was so gorgeous hombre, I gave her a dirty pedro
Dirty pedro by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020

Dirty Pedro

I had some Dirty Pedro for breakfast this morning.
Dirty Pedro by urbandicman December 17, 2008

Dirty Pedicure 

Also known as the "Dirty Pedi." The sexual act of inserting ones toe(s) into another's anus for pleasure. Once inserted, toes may be wiggled or repeatedly withdrawn for increased pleasure. Common for fecal matter to become lodged underneath giving partner's inserted toenails. It is then customary for the receiving partner to remove fecal matter from underneath toenails with tongue.
"Hey man, how'd that Dirty Pedicure go the other day?"
"Ehh, it was alright, but she didnt clip her toenails!"
Dirty Pedicure by SlopMonger September 24, 2015

dirt peddler

a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth
he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth
dirt peddler by otterlicious February 24, 2010