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dirty nikolay 

When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.
Why do Russians love vodka?

It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay
dirty nikolay by RussianLover322 April 16, 2020

Dirty Nikolai 

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.
I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

Dirty Nikki 

The practice of licking his manhood clean after he has finished inside you.
After he came in her, he pulled out and she gave him a Dirty Nikki, Licking his manhood Completely clean.
Dirty Nikki by AFXRacing December 9, 2018

Dirty Nikko 

A Dirty Nikko is when you tell your girl close her eyes, then insert each testicle separately into the vagina and anus. After doing so, put each one in her mouth and have her guess where each one was.
Oh my God Karen after last night's Dirty Nikko, Joe's been dipping his balls in everything and asking me to guess where they've been. I had to put a lock on the refrigerator!
Dirty Nikko by Klutch666 March 31, 2020

dirty nikita 

When you give a boy head while drinking vodka and smoking and then spoon him to sleep
Not to be forward but can I get a dirty Nikita?
dirty nikita by Catelyn420 April 24, 2020

Dirty Nikes 

When a jew (marco) watches his shoe everyday, gets it dirty, then fucks his ThermoFlask.
Marcos had a problem with Dirty Nikes
Dirty Nikes by ICreateWordsLol December 6, 2019
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