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Dirty Nate 

In a threesome; When your wife aggressively slips a cock ring onto your penis while you take a deep pull from a premium micro brew frothed with her boyfriends ejaculate and says "your turn, now show him who's boss and donkey punch that mutherfucker!"
Wife: Remember how much fun it was last time?

Husband: No, I couldn't look my co-workers in the eye for 2 weeks after you made me Dirty Nate your last boyfriend!
Dirty Nate by Pooty Twat May 16, 2014

Dirty Nate 

Term used to describe an individual that enjoys violent anal penetration by a large pack of feral dogs, who then follows the canine train-bang by shitting the doggy semen into a bucket, drinking it, and promptly throwing it back up. He then bathes in the foul concoction in a public gas station Men's restroom with a toilet seat affixed above his head. He then spends the day receiving Taco Bell laden bowel loads upon his face from the great trucker workforce of America, all the while proclaiming, "Make America Great Again!" and slamming a replica Trump dick dildo resembling a melted Cheeto into his asshole while fireworks rage above his head. At the end of the day, this individual makes love to his girlfriend without showering the foul remnants of the day's accomplishments off while shoving a corn-studded turd that landed onto his face earlier in the day into his asshole while singing the national anthem.
God bless Murrica, dirty Nate!
Dirty Nate by Shankythebizniz August 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026