Dirty Mom

The mother of all the "Dirty" names. The Dirty Mom is reserved for only the select few who posses the upmost whit and intelligence. The Dirty Mom has three parts, investigation, identification, and execution. Every group of friends has the one friend who has the "really hot mom". The Dirty Mom requires that a friend secretly break into the "hot mom's" bedroom while she is away, and find the one personal thing(s) that belongs to her that she would be devastatingly embarrassed should anyone find it (which every woman has). Then, when the opportunity arises, bring that item(s) to her attention and bribe her into sex, under the assumption the personal item will be returned after, and that no compliance will result in her secret being revealed to the world. She must agree to the deal, and thus, execution follows. When you keep up your end up the deal, return the item after the sex, and keep your mouth shut--- you have succeeded in completing the Dirty Mom, or, the Dirty Mother.

MAN 1: Have you ever heard of anyone giving someone the Dirty Mom.

MAN 2: Nope.

by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019

Dirty mom

When your mom is a shut and ducks her biological sons penis

My mom is a slut and gave me a dirty mom

by Yeet main November 7, 2020

Dirty ur mom

The act of participating in every form of sexual intercross with your mother.

You: Did you Dirty ur mom last night?
Me: idk ask your new sister in 9 months

by Yourmotherisveryattractive June 27, 2021

dirty momo

When you stick your shlong between the Buttered toes of a man with 3 nipples and a vagina

Dude I heard he dirty Momo’d him on ACID

by Britishpap2984 April 15, 2020

dirty mommy

ur mom but she hasnt showered in a while like u keep asking her to shower but shes like, "no i cant jason nash told me not to" and ur remebring that jason is ur superior and u cant say anything because of how god like he is

jason nash is so hot he said to be a dirty mommy

by ur dogs doodoo September 24, 2019

Dirty Kodak Moment

A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.

Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.

by Frank Bastard April 16, 2008

Moms Dirty

When someone says "ya moms dirty" they're saying that ya mom got fucked or just has cum / smegma on her

Skib:"Heard from ya moms lately?"
Dkust:"no.."
Skib:"heard she got her dirty.. Why you let niggas hurt ya moms letting a real one dirty her like that ain't it ya mom bout 30 on the corner and dirty in ha mouth the 10 dude broke ha shit for 30cents and you over here smiling like a dick head"
Dkrust:"ohh... My fault long fella i forgot to tell ya i had to hurt ha mouth with something on some kesedo johnny juhnt"
Skib:"its all good triple platinum dick sauce i was just tryna ac 130 in ha mouth with the 10 doods"
Dkrust:"i got you next time bro mb for being such a bad friend"
Circle man:"now thats what you call a... MOMS DIRTY HEEHEEE heeeheheee"

by master god lord and savior November 16, 2020