5 definitions by djclauseinthehouse
The mother of all the "Dirty" names. The Dirty Mom is reserved for only the select few who posses the upmost whit and intelligence. The Dirty Mom has three parts, investigation, identification, and execution. Every group of friends has the one friend who has the "really hot mom". The Dirty Mom requires that a friend secretly break into the "hot mom's" bedroom while she is away, and find the one personal thing(s) that belongs to her that she would be devastatingly embarrassed should anyone find it (which every woman has). Then, when the opportunity arises, bring that item(s) to her attention and bribe her into sex, under the assumption the personal item will be returned after, and that no compliance will result in her secret being revealed to the world. She must agree to the deal, and thus, execution follows. When you keep up your end up the deal, return the item after the sex, and keep your mouth shut--- you have succeeded in completing the Dirty Mom, or, the Dirty Mother.
by djclauseinthehouse March 18, 2019
When you're acting like a complete drunk belligerent ass and one of your friends intervenes by tackling you down, pinning you, and rubbing your face in the dirt until you admit defeat—in order to promptly correct your asshole behavior. The act of correcting a friend in this manner is the Dirty Moot.
If it wasn’t for Erik giving you a Dirty Moot, you’d of kept screaming and gotten the cops called on us.
by djclauseinthehouse March 18, 2019
A girl who you know to your core is a soul mate, but, she refuses to believe anything you say and is too wise to lower her guard and risk further pain and chaos entering her life. This is partly based on your own previous betrayals to her and/or your own history of "instability". Most likely this person ignores your messages, because she is too nice of a person to tell you to f*ck off and never talk to her again. Bottom line, she is way too good for you.
...bro, that girl be like Angie P? Forget that Angie P., move on, find another.
that girl Angie P'd your a**.
that girl Angie P'd your a**.
by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019
An experienced party technique which involves one or more party-goers drugging their friends whom explicitly requests to be drugged in such a manner, or, being accidentally being given a different drug than expected at a particular moment. This can work in many ways, such as by surprise--like dropping a small hit of something into a friends drink, or boofing a qualifying friend while they are sleeping. Accidentally giving a friend molly instead of cocaine is a common example of a Dirty Rogue. The more direct, "take this and don't ask questions," approach would also qualify. The user may or may not be made aware that they have been "given something", as this is the point of the Dirty Rogue. Safe drugs and dosages are always used during a Dirty Rogue.
by djclauseinthehouse March 18, 2019
The competitive game of searching for a ground score(s) and comparing who found the “better lot”. This normally goes down by players combining into teams to enhance their search efforts, and reconvening at a specified time and area to compare items. The winners are the team or person who clearly found the best ground score or combination of scores. Winners often earn bragging rights, and as well, everyone who plays normally keeps what they found. Often time items are turned in to lost and found if they are an identification item, keys, a phone, or anything that would screw someone over really bad if they were without it. Drugs, cash, jewelry, tools, blankets, beer, tents, and food are common ground scores at music festivals.
by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019