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Dirty Mistletoe 

Place a mistletoe over your bum-hole and when your partner is making out with your asshole surprise then with a shit.
I gave Randev a good old dirty mistletoe last Christmas
Dirty Mistletoe by The Real Raxy November 13, 2020

Dirty MistleToe 

When you take a dirty shit outside and wipe your ass with mistletoe
I was desperate so I took a dirty mistletoe in the neighbours front garden
Dirty MistleToe by LewB05 November 26, 2023