Dirty Mic

After receiving oral sex your partner leaves without cleaning off your cock

She left me sitting here with a dirty Mic

by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019

dirty-mic

the method of putting dog shit on the end of a microphone and gettin people to talk into it

get that dirty-mic outta my face fo' i break my foot off in yo ass

by B&K(AKA) WOZ February 15, 2003

Dirty Mickey Mouse

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.

Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!

by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

dirty micco

A dirty Micco is when you're good at everything but you're too dam lazy to actually do anything.

Man that guy over there he's so good at doing everything but he never wants to do anything what a dirty Micco.

by Yourmomsbigdady May 4, 2021

Dirty Michael

A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.

'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'

by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010

Dirty Michael

A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.

That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.

by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020

Dirty Michael

When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.

Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao

by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022