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Dirty Mathew 

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.
'Hey check out that dude, hes doing a dirty mathew"
Dirty Mathew by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Dirty Matthew 

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.
Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.
Dirty Matthew by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Dirty Matthew 

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.
I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.
Dirty Matthew by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020

Dirty Matthew Ashley 

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out
Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it

Dirty Matthew 

Similar to the houdini, however, just as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and hawk one on your girl's back. When she turns around to smile at you, you whip out your 1,000,000 candle power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.
Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!

Dirty Matheo 

When the anal hole is so big that you can fit your cock and hand at the same time so when you cum you grab the jizz and finger it deep enough into the anal and keep on pumping it.
We fuck long enough so i did a Dirty Matheo
Dirty Matheo by cööchie män February 5, 2021

Dirty Matheo 

When cock makes the anal hole so big that you can put a bagel around the hole and fuck it
her anal hole was so big that I did a Dirty Matheo
Dirty Matheo by cööchie män February 11, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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