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Dirty Mason 

A cool guy but he’s weird and only eat hot pockets
Yea, I’m always doing a dirty mason
Dirty Mason by mimimomopoo April 17, 2020

Dirty mason 

He likes to be in control. Do not try to take control he’ll slap ya right back down. He enjoys pulling his girls hair and acting as if she is his bitch. He likes to see the facial expressions on his girls face to know how good of a job that he is doing. Do not piss him off because he will come at you strongly. He can be romantic when he wants to be. You can put a smile on his face with your loud moaning. You can bring joy to him in many ways just got to be willing to try new things !!! ;))
Dirty mason by Dirty mason April 16, 2020

A dirty Mason 

When a man has sex with a horse while another man puts pepper spray in his cock in the same room.
(Kolson made this)A dirty Mason
A dirty Mason by Kolson made this February 3, 2022

Dirty Mason 

A dirty mason is when you have bloody gay anal sex.

Dirty mason 

To give oral sex to your significant others father and for your significant other to give head to your mother then you make out with each parents juices in your mouths
I did a dirty mason with my wife

Dirty Masen

When you cum a gelatin glob of blood into your miata radiator.
Dude, I was leaking coolant so I gave my car the dirty Masen and now it’s leak free.
Dirty Masen by JDMLord94 August 18, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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