JDMLord94's definitions

Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).

Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).

by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024

Dirty Masen

When you cum a gelatin glob of blood into your miata radiator.

Dude, I was leaking coolant so I gave my car the dirty Masen and now it’s leak free.

by JDMLord94 August 18, 2022