JDMLord94's definitions

Dirty Masen

When you cum a gelatin glob of blood into your miata radiator.

Dude, I was leaking coolant so I gave my car the dirty Masen and now it’s leak free.

by JDMLord94 August 18, 2022

Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).

Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).

by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024