Dirty Makani

When you accidentally pour your pony jar on your mom.

Yeah I just pulled Dirty Makani on Susan

Dirty Makani by Pasta friend December 31, 2022

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Dirty Makaio

When makaio puts his penis into his cat. then penutbutter on his balls and gets his sister to lick it off

Makaio: OH MY GOD IT IN THE CAT
Sister: Ima lick your balls, there so tasty
Makaio: DO IT AGAIN, im dirty makaio

Dirty Makaio by ItWasMeLOL122 September 22, 2023

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Dirty Makani • Dirty Makaila • Dirty Makaio • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike

Dirty Makaila

A fuck session that goes on for ages, and your nut all on her ass and chucks, it takes a pressure washer to take the nut off, she queef on your dick and she has a orgasm then drinks it like lemonade and then fuck her so fast she shits all over your body, and her asshole is so tight you can’t stop fuck her tight brown anal hole, while your eating her best friend shit clumps and fucking ass well going hunting with your horny mailman and lighting a house on fire and fucking a homeless man on a bed in the fire.

I can’t stop doing dirty Makaila’s to my Grandpa.

Dirty Makaila by BryanPriole March 2, 2024

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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