Dirty Laykin 

When you are having sex with a man, and the guy stops and with his dick in your vagina starts eating a sandwich for a break, then decides to pull out, and cum on it because its not flavorful enough. After that the man (90% Of The Time Named Laykin) stick his big toe in your anus and in sync with his toe, and dick goes in and out. This is when you need to leave, because after that, he will drug you, and you will wake up with an empty bottle of lube halfway in your vagina, and a stinging pain in your anus because of him having sex with your drugged body.

Laykin gave me a Dirty Laykin, and I almost want one again!

Dirty Laykin by DA BOYIIIZZ January 31, 2023

Dirty Larkin 

The act of defecating on a woman's chest, spelling "donner" with your shit, then titty fucking her. When you reach your climax, ejaculate in a the shape of an L on top of the shit.

Dude I heard Tim gave Will a dirty larkin last night! I totally saw that "cumming".

Dirty Larkin by LarkinLove November 1, 2007

Dirty Laikin 

When you hit it in the back of mcdonald’s with the man grabbing grass and inserting it into you

Did you see her getting a dirty laikin?

Dirty Laikin by bloopersfromtk June 13, 2020

Dirty Larkin 

To eat insects while getting fucked in the eye.

We was doing the dirty Larkin last night and she was sick with how much she ate.

Dirty Larkin by Notchyomomma September 10, 2021