Dirty Kris

While receiving oral, the act of surprise shitting on your partners chest.

I was balls deep and he pulled a Dirty Kris all over my tits.

by Crucibled December 9, 2018

Dirty Kris

Dirtiest kid in school, he’s a grade 12 that fucked 8 grade 9s and got the clap

Omg did you hear Dirty Kris got the clap from a grade 9!

by Angel mojo May 19, 2020

dirty kristy

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.

That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!

by Theawsomechick308 June 7, 2019

Dirty Kristy

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.

Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.

by Big Dean G June 16, 2020

dirty kristen

When you fuck somebody to death

I pulled a dirty Kristen last night.. There were no survivors.

by Wilcomk March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristen

When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.

Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.

by Kris Vee March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristina

A Dirty Kristina is when a female gives sexual pleasure to a males anus

I met up with this girl last night and gave me a dirty kristina

by BuckingBronco69 June 5, 2020