Dirty Kian

The act of shaving your head and then sticking the excess hair to the tip of your erect penis using the fat chicks faeces, before inserting the penis into the fat chicks unwiped ass.

Yo Jake, did you hear that Kian pulled a Dirty Kian on that fat chick at the bar last night

Dirty Kian by obese lady April 11, 2023

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dirty kianna

When you squirt all over the man or women completely soaking them and their surroundings, usually followed by a rigorous sex session.

She fucks like a dirty kianna

dirty kianna by Therealdealkeekster February 26, 2019

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dirty kiana

A fucking hot ass girl with big tits and boobs pulls out a guys dick and a pisses in is asshole then gives a rim job to clean it up

Oh man you sure gave a Dirty Kiana to your man last night
You're so disgusting by doing a Dirty Kiana

dirty kiana by Dirtydefintions October 7, 2016

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Dirtykeano

When a man fancies his male friends and keeps sending them pornographic pictures and watches them through windows and thinks he has a super power to make everyone jizz their pants when truly he just wants to wank you off.

He's a real Dirtykeano I get freaked out when I'm alone with him.

Dirtykeano by Midgelicus April 11, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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