Dirty Kian

The act of shaving your head and then sticking the excess hair to the tip of your erect penis using the fat chicks faeces, before inserting the penis into the fat chicks unwiped ass.

Yo Jake, did you hear that Kian pulled a Dirty Kian on that fat chick at the bar last night

Dirty Kian by obese lady April 11, 2023

Get merch

Get the Dirty Kian mug.

See more merch

dirty kianna

When you squirt all over the man or women completely soaking them and their surroundings, usually followed by a rigorous sex session.

She fucks like a dirty kianna

dirty kianna by Therealdealkeekster February 26, 2019

Get merch

Related Words

Dirty Kian • dirty kiana • dirty kianna • Dirtykeano • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d

dirty kiana

A fucking hot ass girl with big tits and boobs pulls out a guys dick and a pisses in is asshole then gives a rim job to clean it up

Oh man you sure gave a Dirty Kiana to your man last night
You're so disgusting by doing a Dirty Kiana

dirty kiana by Dirtydefintions October 7, 2016

Get merch

Dirtykeano

When a man fancies his male friends and keeps sending them pornographic pictures and watches them through windows and thinks he has a super power to make everyone jizz their pants when truly he just wants to wank you off.

He's a real Dirtykeano I get freaked out when I'm alone with him.

Dirtykeano by Midgelicus April 11, 2020

Get merch

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

Get merch

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

Get merch

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

Get merch