2 definitions by obese lady

Dirty Kian

The act of shaving your head and then sticking the excess hair to the tip of your erect penis using the fat chicks faeces, before inserting the penis into the fat chicks unwiped ass.

Yo Jake, did you hear that Kian pulled a Dirty Kian on that fat chick at the bar last night

by obese lady April 11, 2023

Dirty Natan

A 'dirty Natan' is when a male begins to start explaining British coins, what each element on the periodic table is used in or what sound each different part of the drumkit does, while raw-dogging a woman in the ass and then proceeding to make the woman moan in polish before finishing in the toilet.

Hey Kian, did you hear about what James did the other day? He pulled a dirty natan apprantly!

by obese lady April 22, 2023