Dirty Kegel
When you’re having relations with your S/O or random chick blow a handful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and tighten her vaginal muscles
Dirty Kegel by Mehwhynot January 5, 2021
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dirty keel
after the act of sex takeing ur light cigratte and shoveing it up ur partners ass and blowing smoke into her ass and makeing her fart it out. some people also like to use the ass as and ashtray.
dirty keel by mikey j pbg August 20, 2007
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Dirty keely
During the act of sex, whilst in doggy style. You spit in her ear and call her mindy, see how long you can hold on for. Extra points if you shoot your load before she kills you.
Dirty keely by Spunkymonkey96872 August 20, 2019
Dirty keeley
Forcing her sons friends to commit sexual activities on a water bed which leads to intense orgasams , finishing it off by collecting all the sex juices and serving it as a drink to her son.
Dirty keeley by Yungen11 March 16, 2020
Dirty keelan
To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.
Dirty keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021
Dirty Keelan
A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.
Dirty Keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021
Dirty Keelen
When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.
Dirty Keelen by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020
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