Dirty Keelen

When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.

Damn did he just do a dirty keelen?

by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020

Dirty Kellen

When your talking with a girl you like and she suddenly becomes a bitch so you then you ask her to tap and she says yes but you end up just MMA fighter her in the middle of sex naked and she flicks your balls so hard they malfunction and continuously cum everywhere.

Yeah we broke up because I ended up pulling a Dirty Kellen

by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022

Dirty keeley

Forcing her sons friends to commit sexual activities on a water bed which leads to intense orgasams , finishing it off by collecting all the sex juices and serving it as a drink to her son.

Can't believe we did the dirty Keeley last night ,Was a reyt laugh yungen.

by Yungen11 March 16, 2020

Dirty keilen

Keilen is a nasty fat dirty bitch with a small dick and she thinks it’s huge buts it really super small

A dirty keilen has a small dick

by Dirty jariah July 3, 2020

Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Dirty Keelan

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.

I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021