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Dirty Josh 

The act of having an enormously large unhuman sized shlong
'I really would like a dirty Josh right now'

Dirty Jose 

When a girl is getting gangbanged by 2 guys and they decided to nut in both of her ears
Me and my boy were gangbanging this chick and we gave her a dirty Jose
Dirty Jose by Mushroom chode January 19, 2019

Dirty Josh 

The act of putting Jif peanut butter on your balls and getting your pet armadillo to lick it off after heating the peanut butter to 450 degrees Celsius
Wow I am craving a dirty Josh right now
Dirty Josh by MelonSkinBalls April 20, 2022

Dirty Jose 

Someone who has a long spicy Italian sausage between there legs that absolutely woos the girls panties right off
Yo when Matt passed by I think I witnessed a Dirty Jose, Omar's panties flew right off! -ThisIsntJose
Dirty Jose by ThisIsntJose December 1, 2021

Dirty Josephine 

When three people have a three way in the shape of a triangle while each having tasers attached to their nipples, while one person watches covering their genitals with hot candle wax.
Damn dude, that Dirty Josephine you did yesterday left your nipples fried, you should get ice on that.
You should get a doctor to look at your genitals after that Dirty Josephine you did the other day.
Dirty Josephine by KARF June 30, 2020

Dirty Joss

The sexual act of having an orgasm while sounding like Gary Neville when he commentated on the 2012 champions league semi-final. While singing the word “Bovril”
He sounded like a Dirty Joss last night
Dirty Joss by cm9884 May 18, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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