The act of putting Jif peanut butter on your balls and getting your pet armadillo to lick it off after heating the peanut butter to 450 degrees Celsius
When three people have a three way in the shape of a triangle while each having tasers attached to their nipples, while one person watches covering their genitals with hot candle wax.
Damn dude, that Dirty Josephine you did yesterday left your nipples fried, you should get ice on that.
You should get a doctor to look at your genitals after that Dirty Josephine you did the other day.
The sexual act of having an orgasm while sounding like Gary Neville when he commentated on the 2012 champions league semi-final. While singing the word “Bovril”