A joke having to do with disgusting acts of sexual innuendo or other things people might find grotesque.
Gilbert: So this guy gets the words "I love you" tattooed on his dick. His wife says "stop putting words in my mouth!"
John: Haha, nice dirty joke there.
John: Haha, nice dirty joke there.
by Ekig March 22, 2010
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Any joke containing at least 75% sexual innuendo, coarse language, graphic and possibly pornographic imagery, and at least one slur or derogatory remark concerning ethic, national, racial background, religion, sexual orientation, and physical or mental handicap. Joke must not be able to be repeated in front of one’s mother; however, joke’s level of offense and thus its quality is exponentially increased with tactless references to one’s fat, stinking, dumb, greasy, illiterate, and over-sexed mama. Jokes deemed off color, in poor taste, and otherwise written on men’s restroom’s walls (whether in pen or body excrement) are acceptable.
by roddknows June 16, 2010
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I was fucking Dana doggie style the other day and noticed she was on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Joker after I blew my wad. She looked like a sad clown.
by DonLogan123 December 6, 2011
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Why didn't osama have sex with all of his wives, because he opened there legs and saw bush.
What does a soda machine and monica luinsky have in common, "insert bill here ---->"
Why didn't osama have sex with all of his wives, because he opened there legs and saw bush.
by SwissMiss1000 April 13, 2004
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