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Dirty Jered 

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.
Dirty Jered by Carlos December 6, 2003
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Dirty Jared 

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.
Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
Dirty Jared by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

Dirty Jeed 

A female's uncleaned or smelly vagina!
Wow! Did you smell that girl? She must have a Dirty Jeed!
Dirty Jeed by Flint Westwood December 25, 2009