dirty jarred 

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

dirty jarred by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

Dirty Jarred 

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.

“Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”

Dirty Jarred by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020

dirty jarrett 

When your balls deep in the back of your vehicle and your girl knocks the vehicle into neutral and it starts moving from your thrusting.

Last night I totally Dirty Jarrett This girl in the back of my pathfinder and it rolled into traffic.

dirty jarrett by Propanegain June 8, 2020

dirty jarrell 

A term to describe extremely horny teens. That probably want to or have fucked around with their female best friends.

That dude over their is a dirty Jarrell.

dirty jarrell by Roxanne eats rocks April 5, 2020

Dirty Jared 

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

Dirty Jared by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

Dirty Jarrod 

When you sit on you own Dick in an attempt to fuck your own ass

Dude I giving myself a dirty Jarrod feels awesome

Dirty Jarrod by Cuddlebear May 17, 2019

Dirty Jarrod 

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.

He left without saying anything.

Are you missing lunch meat?

Yeah, how did you know?

He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.

Dirty Jarrod by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020