Dirty Janey

Dirty Janey :- to unintentionally collapse all around you into riotous disarray whilst going about your normal daily business. The more sexually inappropriate the resultant disorder is, the dirtier the Janey is...

I was buying some humbugs from a vintage confectioners shop, the assistant was on the stepladders reaching for the jar on the top shelf as a busload of nuns entered to peruse the selection of mint creams. Imagine my surprise as he knocked the cherry lips off the shelf as he lost his footing! Stepping backwards to catch the falling treats, I was goosed by a large stick of rock protruding from the counter. Stumbling forwards in surprise, I caught hold of Mother Superior’s habit... which tore off her otherwise naked body. This turned out to be unfortunate due to the proximity of the large sugar dummies and the combined trajectory of our fall!

Face first in Mother Superior’s lap, cherry lips spread all over the place, and who’s sugar dummy butt plug could never be sold on, I heard one of the other nuns exclaim... “Well there’s a proper Dirty Janey and no mistake!”

by Hbhgg September 27, 2019

Dirty Janeya

When a girl sits on a man's face in reverse cowgirl until he can no longer breath and passes out. Then farts up the man's nose to revive him.

I thought I was going to die but she pulled a dirty Janeya

by Blumpkins4Life June 13, 2020

A dirty jakey

When one proceeds to milk the semen of Andrew brown as normal milk simply does not give enough nutrients for someone of jakeys stature

Will you give browner a dirty jakey there

by Jarringmederrrr November 24, 2021

dirty janay

Beautiful but ugly ass person and what they do to have baby.

Do u want to do dirty Janay,

Look I found a dirty Janay.

by Jayjayflettskii April 15, 2020

dirty jane

When you sit on your partner's face and hold their mouth open and try to poop into it.

I was riding his face and felt like surprising him big time so I pulled a dirty Jane!

by Geezer942 August 20, 2019

Dirty Janean

When you leave a gang bang wearing someone else's panties by mistake.

Had fun at the gang bang but couldn't find my panties so I dirty Janeaned on the way home.

by Dirty Sean September 8, 2019