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dirty jaden 

it is the act of fucking a chicken while you have another chicken eating your ass and a turkey licking your balls while someone else watches it happen
omg are they doing a dirty jaden??
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Dirty Jaden 

Dirty Jaden is when you cry over a boy who only wants you for your juicy squidward cooter then set up a dick appointment for later that night with a random person.
Yo, I just totally pulled a dirty Jaden yesterday. Men are trash and all, but you should have seen the size on that dude I found last night.
Dirty Jaden by Squidward.cooter April 15, 2020

dirty jade 

hey jade i know you looked this up on tik tok i love you
all the boys want a dirty jade... but she gay
dirty jade by Nellswinchester April 15, 2020

Dirty Jade 

When you walk in on someone fucking a corpse whilst praying to God
I walked in on someone doing a dirty jade on there knees
Dirty Jade by MundaneAsparagus April 13, 2020

Dirty Jade 

The coolest Taurus you’ll ever meet. Probably thinking about sex or sleep while your talking to her.
Either talk to you too much or don't care at all.
« I met a girl she’s amazing brooo, but gee.. I think she’s a Dirty Jade, she doesn't seem interested in what I'm sayin’ »
Dirty Jade by brorustoopid April 22, 2020

dirty jade 

Acting as a coverup for your gay boyfriend.
She’s definitely being a dirty jade for Gabriel.
dirty jade by Toasted balls 1469 April 12, 2020

dirty Jacen 

When a man fucks a woman, and the women shits while his dick is still inside her
Idk why, but Nick loves his dirty Jacen
dirty Jacen by 😤anxiety March 15, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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