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Dirty Grandma

When someone holds their butt cheeks open and presses their anus against another person's forehead.
I fell asleep and I woke up to Jake giving me a Dirty Grandma
Dirty Grandma by Doonis August 7, 2010
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Dirty grandma

When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob
Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn
Dirty grandma by Themanwithideaz March 31, 2022

Dirty Grandpa

A drink. 1 part bourbon, 1 part Scotch, 1 part Amaretto 1 cherry. Also known as a GodFather
Bartender, another Dirty Grandpa please.
Dirty Grandpa by Orb42 December 15, 2020

Dirty Grandpa

When grandpa takes out his dentures and proceeds to eat his lovers pussy until they cum. Then will put them back in his mouth like nothing ever happened.
When you get up to be my age you’ll know what a dirty grandpa is.
Dirty Grandpa by TheHolyHandGrenade February 25, 2023

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper 

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.

Grandpa’s dirty bathwater 

A colloquialism referring to alcohol, typically dark liquors such as whiskey.
No child, you don’t want any of that. He’s drinking grandpa’s dirty bathwater.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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