Dirty Gorman

A common sexual encounter relating to when a man has anal sex with a woman then goes to her son's bedroom and wipes his stained penis across his bottom lip. This has to be done without the woman or her son finding out and you get bonus points if you get other members of the family! This move can only be peformed under the influence of cheap tequila and maybe a hit of heroin or two.

Dude, I totally pulled off a Dirty Gorman the other night. After Arlene passed out I snuck into victors room and totally disrespected him. Afterwards I washed my dick off in his fish tank.

by jtothemotha June 11, 2006

dirty gorman

When one of your employees hooks you up with a known sociopath through the likes of his current girlfriend. The sociopath continues to ruin your boss's life as planned.

I pulled a dirty gorman on my boss this week. Geez, I bet Sergio won't see this one coming. MuaHaHa (evil laugh)

by crazy employee February 13, 2008

Ze Dirty German

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.

Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.

by POBKN January 8, 2012

Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez

"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"

by Helmut Kohl July 3, 2007

Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf

She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch

by paraleel October 3, 2011

dirty german girl

The perfect woman, so dirty that she makes conversations the day after sex both uncomfortable and uncertain. You may feel as if you may need to find faith, go to confession or possibly cleanse yourself with some cathartic experience. But she will love you fiercely an like none other. If you ever find a dirty German girl that loves you - never let her go!

Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mädchen!

by Obsessedwithmypetitegermangirl July 23, 2018

Dirty German

a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach

Watch your children around that dirty german

by Alex Powers May 23, 2003