Dirty Gerry

Gerry is generally a nice bloke to people who think they know him , Gerry is misunderstood apparently , Gerry also has a secret , he likes to send multiple unsolicited dic pics to multiple women and makes ladies ill , Gerry is also desperate and will do anything for attention and validation.
Please Don’t be a dirty Gerry

Girl : unsolicited dic pic , ewww no one likes a dirty Gerry

Dirty Gerry by Cowardlyscot July 16, 2019

Dirty Gerry

A "Dirty Gerry" is when a guy takes a shit into his own hand and then uses it as lube to masturbate, smearing it all over his cock and balls until he cums, leaving himself coated in a foul mixture of feces and semen. It's the absolute nadir of personal degradation, a act so profoundly disgusting it transcends mere kink and becomes a statement of self-loathing, performed in private with the knowledge that it's a perversion of the most basic human dignity.

After everyone left the party, rumor has it he locked himself in the bathroom to perform a Dirty Gerry.

Dirty Gerry by Gerry_Lober6767 February 3, 2026

dirty germy 

slipping a snickers bar into the mouth of a fat chick just after she has passed out, then licking inside her mouth while making piggy noises.

When tubby had a panic attack, I broke out the travel size bars and gave her a dirty germy.

dirty germy by allan jenkins July 9, 2007

Dirty Gerty 

When someone is going down on an old broad and she accidentally shits herself.

Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.

Dirty Gerty by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005

Dirty Garry 

A Dirty Garry is when a man secretly puts a ecstasy pill on the end of his nob and has anal sex with a women. Spiking her with the drug threw her anus

Aw last night man I totally tricked this girl into a Dirty Garry

Dirty Garry by Filth125 April 8, 2020

Dirty Gerwyn 

While having sex with somebody, and they complain about absolutely anything AT ALL, you stop and stare at them while saying "your mother doesn't complain, your mother doesn't complain"

I hooked up with this girl last night, I did have to show her the Dirty Gerwyn though, as she asked me why I wasnt going hard enough...

Dirty Gerwyn by SamIsChillLikeThat August 22, 2022

Dirty Gerrit 

Colloquial term in South Africa, used to describe the act of fornication with a jar of peanut butter whilst being stung by a bee. Often times the person will first be stung by a bee and then feel the sudden urge to stick their penis into a jar of peanut butter.

Daniel: I heard you were stung by a bee, are you alright?
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.

Dirty Gerrit by TowelEater June 17, 2023