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Dirty Gerdy

When one person is jerking off in front of another person, and then they pull back the waistband of the other person pants and ejaculate into the persons’s pants before letting go of the waistband, snapping the waistband and splashing cum all over them.
Bro 1: bro I was at an orgy last week and this dude gave me a dirty gerdy out of nowhere
Bro 2: what’s a dirty gerdy?
Bro 1: he came in MY pants and then slapped my waistband back and shot jizz in my face
Dirty Gerdy by boobzey September 28, 2026
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The dirty gurdy 

When you run out of dope and you put water through the stem. So your smoking the stem dope with water.
Person 1: "Damn man!! I'm out of dope.."
Person 2: " that's ok, just ru. Some water through the stem and we can smoke the dirty gurdy!"
The dirty gurdy by jazzyjessy89 March 27, 2016

dirty germy 

slipping a snickers bar into the mouth of a fat chick just after she has passed out, then licking inside her mouth while making piggy noises.
When tubby had a panic attack, I broke out the travel size bars and gave her a dirty germy.
dirty germy by allan jenkins July 9, 2007

Dirty Gerty 

When someone is going down on an old broad and she accidentally shits herself.
Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.
Dirty Gerty by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005

Dirty Gurdy

I was missing my pen and I knew right away it was Dirty Gurdy.
Dirty Gurdy by ShellsBells82 November 4, 2008

Dirty Girdy 

When two consenting adults from Girdwood, Alaska 69 while simultaneously chewing tobacco.
Me and Chad did the Dirty Girdy so hard last night I’m gonna need a spit cup for my pussy!
Dirty Girdy by Party Barbie March 27, 2023

Dirty Gerry

Gerry is generally a nice bloke to people who think they know him , Gerry is misunderstood apparently , Gerry also has a secret , he likes to send multiple unsolicited dic pics to multiple women and makes ladies ill , Gerry is also desperate and will do anything for attention and validation.
Please Don’t be a dirty Gerry
Girl : unsolicited dic pic , ewww no one likes a dirty Gerry
Dirty Gerry by Cowardlyscot July 16, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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