When a partner wears a biking helmet covered in rusty nails (similar to a sea urchin), and runs at partner 2 from a distance of approximately 10 yards while partner 2 holds their urethra open in an attempt for partner 1 to "thread the needle".
Player 1: "Man! Bill was late for practice today so Coach gave him a Dirty Francis!"
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."
When a man is about to bust his load, he cums in his partner's mouth and proceeds to fill their partner's nostrils with weed and use it as a bowl. He then continues to smoke it until the sperm turns brown and plug his partner's nose so that they'll have to swallow if they want to keep breathing.
The act of shaving oneself's eyebrows and replacing the eyebrows with streaks of their own fecal matter (or that of a sex partner).
Variations may include The Angry francis, The Shocked Francis, The Curious Francis (one eyebrow raised) or The Francis Jeter (fecal matter is rubbed below the eye to deflect glare).
Gerardo gave himself a shave and a DirtyFrancisco before his blind date with Ramona.