Dirty Franzi

A Dirty Franzi is the act of licking peanut butter from a person while doing a handstand following a backflip.

Someone probably pulled his hamstrings after doing a dirty Franzi the other day...

by JLuna07 November 22, 2021

Dirty Francis

When a partner wears a biking helmet covered in rusty nails (similar to a sea urchin), and runs at partner 2 from a distance of approximately 10 yards while partner 2 holds their urethra open in an attempt for partner 1 to "thread the needle".

Player 1: "Man! Bill was late for practice today so Coach gave him a Dirty Francis!"
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."

by MackDirty323 April 20, 2020

Dirty Francisco

The act of receiving a drunken perverted text message from your brother-in-law.

Dad... Jarreth just told me I have a nice ass.
Dont worry sweetie, that was a Dirty Francisco!

by Evil Step Dad November 15, 2015

Dirty Frankie

A wet fart that leaks poop out your ballon knot and it runs down your leg.

Man, that dude thought he farted but he had a Dirty Frankie and crapped his drawers.

by Mr King March 31, 2008

Dirty Frankie

When a man is about to bust his load, he cums in his partner's mouth and proceeds to fill their partner's nostrils with weed and use it as a bowl. He then continues to smoke it until the sperm turns brown and plug his partner's nose so that they'll have to swallow if they want to keep breathing.

I was havin' a root and I pulled a dirty frankie on er'

by delamemes April 29, 2020

Dirty Frankie

When you put weed inside a homeless man's foreskin and while you light it, you suck on the homeless man's ass like a bong.

"I walked into an alley last night and saw Marcus doing a Dirty Frankie"

by Trevor-Corey506420 March 27, 2022

Dirty Francisco

The act of shaving oneself's eyebrows and replacing the eyebrows with streaks of their own fecal matter (or that of a sex partner).

Variations may include The Angry francis, The Shocked Francis, The Curious Francis (one eyebrow raised) or The Francis Jeter (fecal matter is rubbed below the eye to deflect glare).

Gerardo gave himself a shave and a Dirty Francisco before his blind date with Ramona.

by Bobbygee January 10, 2010