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dirty evan 

Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.

"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."
Who is that? Hope he's dirty Evan
dirty evan by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014

dirty evangeline 

when a girl chugs five cans of fanta and then burps while licking your balls
"Dang! She gave me a super intense dirty evangeline!"

dirty evangeline 

when a someone drinks 5 cans of fanta grape and then burps on your balls
Jeff gave Connor a good ol' dirty evangeline.

Dirty Evan Hansen 

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.
I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

Dirty Evander 

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.
My girl really got off after i dirty evandered her.
Dirty Evander by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020

Dirty Evan 

When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low
I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground
Dirty Evan by DKDM July 11, 2024