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Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.
Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?
Dirty Elton by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022

Dirty Elton

A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!
I know a guy that loves doing the dirty Elton!
Dirty Elton by KadeePerk November 9, 2022

Dirty Elson 

When you empty a tube of toothpaste and replace it with diarrhea.
Last night I had a house party that got pretty wild, woke up this morning and got a dirty elson.
Dirty Elson by Easy_e$ June 19, 2023

Dirty Elson 

A Dirty Elson is the name for a male, typically of caucasian race, who has displayed or is accused of displaying queer, homosexual, bisexual or 'femboy' behaviour. They are typically unhygienic and can survive 50 hours without sleep at one time. Their main characteristic trait is subtly flirting with the other gender however the main response is simply being ignored. One such incident involving a Dirty Elson is when one affected individual made sexual noises of pleasure over an online Discord call in return for a subscription referred to as 'Nitro'.
Person 1: You see that sad lonely little bitch over there in the corner?
Person 2: Yeah, that's just a Dirty Elson, his name is Thomas
Person 1: Fuck, I would kill myself if I was him
Dirty Elson by retardedniggah November 20, 2023

Dirty Eljon 

A mid tall gay phillipino kid that like using alaskan pipes (frozen shit in a condom) to practice getting cumshot by a large brown horse and is a Neo-Nazi fan who loves little girls and gets blowjobs from his pet parrot
Bro is just such a Dirty Eljon my guy
Dirty Eljon by JizzaWizza January 9, 2024
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