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Dirty Dylan 

A dirty Dylan is when a woman fills her mouth with a man's entire genitalia balls and alls, then proceeds to stick her tongue out and lick his anus.
Yo, did she really give you a dirty Dylan? Yeah bro, it felt so wild.
Dirty Dylan by picklesofbree June 10, 2019

Dirty dylan 

When a guy steals a girls vibrator and then uses it on some other girl and denies it when he gets caught red handed
Man she caught me last night doing a dirty dylan the other day but I denied it, and fucked my boyfriend with it I just had to Google where I got it
Dirty dylan by Dr. Dildon April 25, 2020

Dirty Dylan 

The act of floating in a public fountain on an inflatible animal and throwing a shit at a passer by.
Woah fuck did you see that?
Yeah that kunt just did a dirty dylan look at the shit on her face.
Dirty Dylan by Clever froggers August 22, 2019

Dirty Dylan 

Dirty Dylan by pooboyzeek August 2, 2020

Dirty Dallan 

The act of going to a strangers party, drinking all the booze in the house, and taking a piss in the corner of every room in the house, including the closets.
Jim went to the party and had a dirty dallan, looks like they will be cleaning some stains up tomorrow
Dirty Dallan by Kevbot2021 August 27, 2020

Dirty Dylan 

A Dirty Dylan is when play-fighting with your girlfriend, you finish it by pinning her down and farting on her head, staying sat on her face for a while so she has to smell.
I beat my girlfriend wrestling by giving her a Dirty Dylan!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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