When you’re at work busting for a shit and the toilet is locked so you drop a big steaming shit in the middle of the office and and pick it up and throw it at the guy behind the counter.
Wow that bloke must have been really cranky he pulled a dirty Duane
When a man pulls a dirty dane, he admits that he is secretly a whore for fictional characters. Specifically, Dio Brando. This man is more likely than not, gay, or homosexual.
I’m really sorry.....but I’ve been pulling dirty Danes for years now....I’m actually gay and can’t be your boyfriend anymore.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.