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Dirty Doonan 

When you're a tricky twink with the ability to convert co-workers into part time knob polishers. Via use of black mail of sex tapes with thier moms. Also a dirty doonan has the ability to declentch firm sphincter seal for foreign objects to be incerted...orally
Oh shit! Here comes dirty doonan. Run! Last week he was muff diving in the boys locker room. I don't want to be a notch on that creeps belt
Dirty Doonan by Dr. Phallus May 23, 2019
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a Dirty Doolan 

A Dirty Doolan is when you give someone anal penetration but when you take it out there is excrement all over your penis.
Oh my goodness! Kyle gave her a Dirty Doolan last night, he was traumatized!
a Dirty Doolan by iLikeToFanshawe October 14, 2011

dirty doonna 

A delightful combination of white bread, chunky peanut butter, lettuce and Kraft's Sandwich spread! Enjoy!
Tolan gleefully bit into his Dirty Doonna with a smile!
dirty doonna by DHarder June 10, 2007
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