Dirty Darren Share definition Flag A dirty darren is when you clean the whole house cook dinner do all the washing and still don't get any. I cleaned the whole fucking house and cooked dinner and all she gave me was a dirty darren Dirty Darren by Ashosist February 10, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Dirty Darren mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch